whyamisorandom:

can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous

when I come back to see my friends,
I’m going to have lost 30 pounds, have a ton more tattoos and be tan af.

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

Drunk text me. I want
to be the one you think of
when you can’t think straight.

"Drunk Texts are Flattering" by Claire Luisa (via argufy)

mikeyvercetti:

OTC!

Boss Ass Bitch by Nicki Minaj is my theme song 💁

yourtubes:

*asks ouija board who unfollowed me*

fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something