can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous
when I come back to see my friends,
I’m going to have lost 30 pounds, have a ton more tattoos and be tan af.
Drunk text me. I want
to be the one you think of
when you can’t think straight.
"Drunk Texts are Flattering" by Claire Luisa (via argufy)
Boss Ass Bitch by Nicki Minaj is my theme song 💁
*asks ouija board who unfollowed me*
oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something